Spiritually speaking – Is this really God s explanation of &quot:life&quot:?

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’

The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?’

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh..
For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.’

The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?’

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.’

The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years…
How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?’

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
For this, I’ll give you twenty years.’

But the human said: ‘Only twenty years?
Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back: that makes eighty, okay?’

‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family.

For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.

What a great story. I have never read a story like this one! You are my best!

Lol. But I’ve known dogs to live up to 20 plus years, and monkeys can live over 40. Just sayin’.

Hahahaha !

Can U Plz Write this on my Q Nd U Will Get The Best Ans ! 🙂


What are you talking about? Not amused.Who ever wrote this has a poor out look on life.Remember This;
You sometimes get in life what you want But you always get in life what you expects.If this what you expect in life……………

That’s a good one.

How true…
Enjoy the holiday weekend!!!!

God never asked us to lie, nor did he ask us to play tricks on our supposed to be friends

Thats good.
I like it

thats briliant. haha

now I know
thanks, confusious

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